Hey, if you're not going to clean up after your cardboard-munching selves, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. It's bad enough I allow you the freedom to express yourselves without any recriminations (I'd feel a little hypocritical if I didn't), but calling us fat little Oompa Loompas? Well, that's just hitting below the belt.
But I have an idea.
Since giving up chocolate for the entire month of January is going so swimmingly, why not extend that into February? You know, the height of the chocolate giving season. That would really put us in our places!
Do I hear a little grumbling from your camp?
You don't like that idea?
Well, why ever not? If indeed chocolate is the enemy, to be avoided at all costs, I would think you'd embrace my plan. After all, rice cakes do taste so very much like creamy, delicious chocolate, you're not really missing much, are you?
And February is only 29 days.
After that, you could go back to eating all the chocolate you wanted.
Which would be none, right?
So, what do you say?