It appears Mr. Engineer is feeling a tad put out by my recent post wherein I stated:
What I told my wife is: "Avery sure talks about her boobs a lot.""
Then, like the big, strong brute he is, he threatened to egg my house "like a man" if I didn't post a retraction.
But I just have one thing to say to that...
Suck it long and suck it hard, 'cause I ain't goin' down like that.
You know, for a smart man, you're pretty clueless. Do I need to remind you that the road between our houses goes both ways? Or that I've already proven you don't need to be a man to throw an egg at a house? You just need an egg and a house at which to throw it.
Or does doing it "like a man" mean you'll leave me disappointed and forced to finish the job myself?
As any woman can tell you, your words can be construed any number of ways.
Take, for instance, the statement: "Avery sure talks about her boobs a lot."
For you, that may just be a statement of fact. I do, in fact, talk about my boobs a lot. But what we hear depends largely on your expression and inflection, and the context in which you are speaking.
Since I was not present, I do not know your true intention. Thus, I have to rely on the second-hand information I received from your wife. She WAS there, and DID hear you, and perceived, dare I say, a hint of admonishment in your tone?
And considering the reason why you read my blog in the first place--i.e. to keep tabs on us--I did not find it hard to believe that you would not approve.
(Your Puritan morals must be chafing with all this talk of Satan's sinbags!)
So, I will not retract my statement, but I would like to extend an offer to you to GET YOUR OWN BLOG.
Then maybe you can talk about how much I talk about my boobs.
Be sure to link to me!