Saturday, February 9, 2008

Am I Pregnant? Blogthings Will Know!

I love the quizzes on Blogthings. They provide the perfect mindless entertainment that I apparently enjoy. And sometimes they're pretty accurate. Like the fruit quiz.

You Are a Banana

You are mellow, easy going, and a total softie on the inside.
People find it really easy to get along with you. You suit most tastes.

And while you're very sweet, you're not boring or ordinary.
You have an attraction to the exotic, and you could show up anywhere... doing almost anything!

You are spirited, energetic, and a total kick to be around.
You're also quite funny. Your sense of humor is on the goofy side, and it fits you well.

How did they know that I'm unusually yellow and brimming with potassium? Amazing!

Or the attention whore quiz.

You Are An Attention Seeker

You're only human, so you can't help but want a little attention every now and then.
You love the spotlight, but only when it's well deserved. You'd hate to be known for the wrong thing.
And you also don't mind sharing the spotlight. You can easily give someone else credit or a complement.
You know there's enough attention to go around, and it makes you happy when your friends shine.

You come across as: Friendly and interesting

People may wrongly think you're: A little more modest than you actually are!

I DO often have strange things swirling about me. Uncanny!

Or the famous last words quiz.

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"I can pass this guy."

I know I haven't uttered them yet, but I can totally see it happening that way.

Okay, I know the answers are made intentionally vague so that they may be interpreted in a number of different ways. A serial killer might think hacking up hookers is wacky fun, but they might not rate high in the evil quiz if they've never made a prank call.

You Are 48% Evil

You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.

These quizzes aren't meant to delve deep into the psyche. They're not windows into your soul. They can't divine the future.

They're not Cosmo quizzes, after all.

And sometimes? Sometimes they're just plain stupid.

You Are Probably Not Pregnant

It seems like you're in the clear, but you should really take a test to be sure.


Maria said...


Groovy Mom said...

Oh man. I can NOT resist a pregnancy test. Even 3 years after my husbands splice and dice (Actually, it was splice or NO dice) I still always think I'm pregnant.

Flip Flop Momma said...

ok, it said I was not knocked up too...thank God cause I was worried;)

holly said...

just for the record...
i just left a comment over at maria's that bananas were sexy. that was before i saw this post, and so, meant nothing weird by it.

that *said*.

you are one sexy banana.

now *that* was weird. and i meant it.

i just found out what my last words will be, but for obvious reasons i am afraid to say them, in case they really are.

Kimberly said...

Oh dear. take...quizzes...

Huckdoll said...

"I dunno, press the button and find out."

My final words are twisted.

Thanks for sharing the quizzes. I did them all and I am probably not pregnant too. Thank God!!

Jod{i} said...

Seee I said it was all your fault...

(if you dont know I wrote a post and dedicated to you...okay I blamed you for it, blame, dedicate all the same right?) That was a week ago though...

M@ said...

Yeah, I can TOTALLY pass this guy!

Edge said...

Has no one noticed on "The Attention Getter" the thing in front of her face looks like a penis?!?!?!?!


The Lazy Iguana said...

I am only 56% evil. I was probably the guy you are going to try to pass. When I am towing the boat 50 mph is fast. 60 is about as fast as I want to go.

Lis Garrett said...

I'm 28% evil, "In some ways, the most dangerous kind."


Mert said...

HAH! I can pass this guy.

I am an attention whore... look at me, look at me,I will self deprecate for comments! ;)

belle said...

Yep, I'm probably not pregnant too. Phew, was really worried. I mean the hysterectomy should have convinced me but you know how it is ... ! You've already got this award but swing by mine and collect another of it anyway :o)

Groovy Mom said...

After reading Jef's comment, I had to come back and check that out. He's right. I didn't see that before.

Jef! It's her arm! But there is a couple of ways to see it. Hmm, usually I pick up on the phallic symbols.

sybil law said...

My last words will be "Nice doggy", which is particularly disturbing since our neighbors have 2 pit bulls they regularly let out without a leash!

sybil law said...

Oh and it would seem your cheating husband got lucky after the laptop fiasco! ;)

Emma Sometimes said...

I'm only 21% evil and my last words? "So, you're a cannibal..."

DUDE, that is so funny. I'm like freaking Ron Obvious here.."So, what side dish goes with human liver?"

suchsimplepleasures said...

i'm a 53%, non-pregnant, attention whore!

Sheila said...

Ha! I too have spent time doing these Quizzes for fun. It says that I am probably not pregnant as well. Considering I had a total hyst in 2003, I would say it's right on the money!

meleah rebeccah said...

well... ARE YOU?

Avery Gray said...


Groovy--now that's funny!

Flip Flop--rest assured, Blogthings is never wrong!

Holly--bananas ARE sexy. I take that as a compliment!

Kimberly--don't resist! Just do it!

Huck--dodged the bullet there, huh?

Jodi--it was my fault! How funny!

M@--you too?!

Jef--that's her arm. Or one huge penis. Either way, it's an attention getter, apparently.

Ig--funny thing is, I'm a safe driver. I hardly ever pass people.

Lis--that IS dangerous! You're going to go on a rampage any day now. ;o)

Mert--who won't?! ;o)

Belle--thanks! I'll be over today!

Groovy--Jef thinks everything is a penis. He's fixated.

Sybil--oh, that wouldn't be good! I'd be carrying a gun. (And the cheating husband might have gotten a little lucky. I'm only human. I have needs! ;o) )

Emma--I suggest you get your evil quotient up. Makes the meat tougher. Less desirable to cannibals.

SSP--yeah, that sounds about right!

Sheila--yeah, that tends to put a damper on the whole conceiving thing. Still, you never know...

Meleah--no. It would be difficult for my husband to impregnate me now that he's shooting blanks and all. Not unheard of, but difficult.