Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Awards and Such

One thing you should know about me--I'm a horrible person.

If you've given me an award, I have been remiss in expressing my gratitude.

So, thank you. Every single one of you who have awarded me my beautiful bloggy bling. I love them all. I really do!

I know that doesn't make up for my appalling lack of manners and my egregious oversight in the linky love department.

I suck. I'm sorry. I don't deserve your kindness.

Would it make you feel better if I gave you an award in return?

(Don't be so quick to say yes. Need I remind you about the first award I created?)

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Mmm hmm.

Not so sure now, are you?

Well, fear not. I have produced a series of awards sure to find favor in even the most discriminating among you.


I call this my "Nerd Collection 2008". May I present...


The "Your Blog is Cooler Than This Guy's Blog" award,

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The "You're Bringing Sexy Back" award,

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And the "You Have a Lovely...uh...Personality" award.

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Each award was carefully handcrafted (on the computer), and lovingly detailed (I added the words), so that they may forever stand as a testament to how cool, sexy, or...uh...interesting you are to me.

I'd like to pass these on to everyone on my finally newly updated blogroll because you're all awesome in your own special ways. And to Dooz, who I would love to link to but can't because she's on the down low like that.

Now go ahead and pass 'em around.

Let's all share the nerd love.

33 comments:

missburrows said...

OMG!!

Which one to choose? They are all so...special!

holly said...

these are wonderful.

i'll have to be careful, cuz that naked guy is turning me on to the extent that blogging will be difficult with that staring me in the face. i mean NOTHIN gets me more hot and or bothered than a back full of star wars.
oh!
oh!
oh!
OOOOOH.....

sorry, i must go now. ..

Kimberly said...

~sniff~ Just what I always wanted...

sybil law said...

Hahahahahaha
Those awards are all so perfect!!!
Damn - thanks for the laugh! They rock.
It's hard to choose. Hmm...

CrankMama said...

These awards ROCK - as do you girlfriend! Thanks for the linky love.

Caffeine Court said...

You've been busy girl! Those are some smokin' awards!

clairec23 said...

Special Ways is right ;) I love those awards :D

Sheila said...

Ha! I'd take the "You're Bringin' Sexy Back"... If it didn't make me cringe to look at it!

I am however in awe of the Star Wars tattoos!

Maria said...

Jeez...they're all so wonderful...which one to choose?

Help me out here Avery!!

dawn224 said...

suhweeeet!

(and you comment for me just the right amount :) )

Jod{i} said...

You are the BOMB!
Thank you thank you! Yanno what the hell would we do with out these?! THey are just...*sniff brings tears to my eyes...
Tooo kind...

(you really do rock!)

amy t sharp said...

kisses to you
yr so freaking awesome
I adore you and just thanked you on a buzz thingmajig for leading me to the buzz
xoxoxoxoxo

Edge said...

As Arlee Ermie would say, "OUTSTANDING!!!!"

~Jef

M@ said...

Ha!

CamiKaos said...

they're just all so... so... I'm sorry, I'm tearing up here a little... they're just all so... god I am so touched..

They're all so so....

hideous.

and just in time for my post tomorrow... I love them. How to choose...

suchsimplepleasures said...

those are some HOT awards...wow...gee...hmm...thanks!
xoxo

Groovy Mom said...

Really? I get to choose one? That is awesome! I know exactly which one I want! You're the bee's cheese!

Amy said...

WAY cool. Yes, I will gratefully accept ALL of them. I don't want to choose just one.

You rock for 2 reasons:

#1...You are THE first person to ever bestow upon me an award. Sniff, sniff. I am completely honored.

#2...You hold one of the most beautiful names in all the world. Scratch that...universe.

Thank you thank you thank you!

terri said...

These are awesome! And secretly... I love the way you acknowledge your awards in this lump sum manner. It took me FOR EV ER just to create one blog post to recognize four awards and all the linky stuff that goes with them.

mielikki said...

Oh, how to choose! Thank You, Thank You! I will be extending some nerd love tomorrow, as well...

Natalie said...

Oh golly gosh gee! So many choices! Thank you thank you thank you!

Lilacspecs said...

Ooh ooh eew!
I made the blogroll AND I get a new and disturbing sparkly?? Does life get any better than this?

secret agent mama said...

I love me some bling,
I love Avery's blog,
I love me some bling from Avery's blog.

xoxoox You know how I feel about you, yo!

Doozie said...

do you ever check your email girl?

Huckdoll said...

Baha! I love them so bad I want to marry them. Where do you get this stuff from, girl?

meleah rebeccah said...

sexy back is the best

MissGotWings said...

Hey Avery - just got linked to your blog through TerriTerri. Love it! Will definitely be back!

Two Write Hands said...

You shouldn't have! ;)

MamaGeek said...

Oh now THAT is FUNNY. And who is that poor fugly guy I wonder?

Edge said...

If I had boobs and mad graphics skills, I'd have 30 comments a day as well.

~Jef

Tristi Pinkston said...

Oh, these are just too funny!

Jo Beaufoix said...

Avery, I saw Holl's and I coveted. Now I know I can have one I am soooo excited. Which one to choose though?
I mean, they all make me shiver and feel a little sick. Hmmm, it may have to be the boring blog dude, cos the back is too nasty, bleurghh, and the kid I just feel sorry for.
Thanks babe. You rock, like a very rocky thing.

Oh, and I have bloggy bling for you too. One on my Feb 4th and one on my Feb 7th posts.

Mert said...

I agree, I can't decide which one I love more!