Damn you, Guitar Hero!
As he rocks out to The Killers (on the Easy level, mind you), he poses like every cliche butt rocker--making the "guitar" an exaggerated phallic representation.
Yeah, like that doesn't reek of compensation.
He finishes his set with flourishes, missing nearly every note of the solo because, quite frankly, he sucks. But he thinks he looks good doing it.
After doffing his shirt and tossing it to me with a wink, he proceeds to murder "Paint it Black". He flails his guitar penis to no discernible rhythm and fails the song at 27%.
"There's something wrong with the controller," he claims. "Maybe it needs new batteries."
I regard him with thinly veiled skepticism. "Yeah," I reply. "That must be it."
I turn my attention back to Youtube and chuckle to myself.
It must be a guy thing.