Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Big Plans

I'm working on a project with Lovey today that may or may not leave you in stitches when we're done.

It may leave us with stitches. Hope not, but we'll see how it goes.

Wish us luck!

In the meantime, have a chuckle at my Google Analytics and Statcounter keyword analysis:
  • woot boobs

  • where can i post my boob pics

  • my husband is more feminine than i am

  • mike's gay older friend

  • lesbian hippies

  • how many calories are burned during an orgy

  • i listen in, yes i'm guilty of this

  • diaper punishment video

  • fabulous fabio avery

  • "cheesecake" + "sweater puppies"

  • what rhymes with snuggle?

  • avery boobs nice

Aw, gee thanks!


Mike said...

Sorry, that was me with the question about the calorie-burning capacity of orgies. I mean, I'm not a big orgy guy, but you just can't ignore the fitness potential there. Although I'd always LOOK thinner after an orgy, I feared it was just fluid weight I'd lost.

GoneBackSouth said...

All very bizarre. And I don't think anything rhymes with snuggle.

yajeev said...

hmmm... this post looks familiar.

you get much more scandalous keywords than i do. mine all seem to revolve around pratfalls of one sort or another.

holly said...

woot boobs. you should have a woot boobs contest.

wait, someone wants to find where they can post *their* boob pics? tell that person that if they're any good (the boobs, of course), she can make a tidy ebay profit, just like i do with your pic.

i either missed something or have a poor memory (actually it's the latter). did you disclose what rhymes with snuggle? was it fuggle? puggle? gafuggle? seems like they could have figured that out on their own. although here i am, asking...

holly said...

oh wait - also, is that math? are they trying to add sweater puppies to cheesecake? what would that sum be like?

The Immoral Matriarch said...

You must talk about your tits a lot, huh?

Groovy Mom said...

You've got some funny ones! I'm amazed (not really)at how many people are searching for "jiggly boobs" and "woman pooping in public" on my blog. :-P

sybil law said...

Hmm... I just googled JOGS and got here. ;)

Caffeine Court said...

Diaper Punishment Video. Put those words together and it conjures up some pretty disturbing images.

TheVasquez3 said...

THIS my dear blogg friend is EXACTLY why i gave you an award on my blog...and darlin' its a good one!! come and get it!

Nan said...

No running with scissors, now y'all, because THAT will get you stitches. Or did you mean IN stitches?


Last night Max jumped in for a snuggle,
It's okay I can sleep on the rug-I'll
Get some sleep tomorrow instead,
Without any boys in my bed!

See? Anything can rhyme!

R said...

That is pretty funny.

I get some really silly ones too. And some scary ones.


Mert said...

Man... so many mentions of the fun bags. I wonder why?

*cheeky grin*

I actually surprised that the fellas made it past your last hootie pic to the end of the post. ;)

Fooferoo said...

The answer is muggle, yes I still have Harry Potter on the brain.

Snape, snape, Sevurus Snape, Muggleborn!

wait that doesn't sound right...

Jo Beaufoix said...

Hee hee. Your boobs are famous.
Hope you're ok sweetie. :D