Sunday, March 30, 2008

Take That, Punk!

Me: Oh, hey, Computer Problem.

CP: Aaaavery! How's it hangin'?

Me: Uh, yeah. So anywho, I've been thinking--

CP: Uh-oh. Hope you didn't hurt yourself.

Me: Funny. So, as I was saying--

CP: Got any beer?

Me: No.

CP: No Bud? No brewsky? No 40 dog Schlitz Malt Liquor?

Me: No.

CP: How am I gonna get my drink on?

Me: I don't know. Maybe you should consider crashing with an alcoholic.

CP: Nah. They never share their booze.

Me: Focus. Please. I think I have an answer to all of our problems.

CP: Will it help me get my drink on?

Me: Quite possibly.

CP: I'm listening.

Me: Okay, so you know I hate your guts, right?

CP: You've mentioned it. Only a billion times.

Me: Right. Sorry.

CP: Embroidered it on the couch pillows.

Me: Overkill, I admit.

CP: I have to sleep on those, you know!

Me: Right. Again, sorry. But what if you didn't have to sleep on them anymore? What if I gave you a big wad of cash and called you a cab that would take you anywhere you wanted? Maybe a liquor store. Sky's the limit. How would that work for you?

CP: I don't know. How big we talkin'?

Me: Three hundred bucks. And I'll let you keep the silverware.

CP: I was, uh, gonna polish it for you later. Yeah.

Me: Whatever. Do we have a deal?

CP: I don't know. This is a pretty sweet set-up you got here.

Me: I'll throw in some porn.

CP: Deal! Where's the money?

Me: Here, but I have to throw it at you.

CP: Why?

Me: I don't know. That's just how these things work.

So, yes, my computer is fixed. Thanks to everyone who offered suggestions. In the end, it was the memory. I added a few more gigs, and whatdaya know! Problem solved.


Hope you've all been well. I've been a little preoccupied with this. (Hence the post about weather. Better than one filled with nothing but expletives and tears, I suppose.)

To add injury to insult, I've been nursing my husband back to health after his MAJOR EMERGENCY SURGERY.

He had a tooth extracted, but the way he's carrying on...

I hope to be back in the swing of things soon. Fingers crossed!


Mike said...

Not enough memory! That was my area of inquiry, as you may recall.

Memory and mammories are my areas of expertise.

CamiKaos said...

I hope the man and the computer both survive.

Doozie said...

I"m lost on the narrative you have going on there...but then again i'm feeling rather dull today

M@ said...

I knew it was the memory.... I was going to say that.

Groovy Mom said...

Ohhh. Tooth extractions. Hate those.

I'm glad more memory fixed your problem, er, I mean your computer problem.

Rima said...

Uh, does "CP" stand for computer?

I know all about post-op husbands. The drama is almost unbearable.

Nice to see you back and I'm glad everyone is fixed.

Flip Flop Momma said...

well good golly, glad u got it fixed..

now can u come fix mine?

missburrows said...

Gosh, I will light some prayer candles for you.

Sheila said...

Perhaps that could be what's ailing my computer as well. Either that or it could be her time of month since she is being so moody with me!

meleah rebeccah said...

I just finished having my own set of MAJOR blog issues. It soooo unsettling. Glad all is well again.

ps.....drunks dont share their liquor was hilarious.

Jo Beaufoix said...

Ooh, hope the PC and the hubby are much better. Maybe they could look after each other while you get a rest?

Dapoppins said...

I had a tooth stolen from me too. They gave me 12 pain pills. 24 hours later, I had three left.

Can I have some of your husbands? I NEED more.

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