Friday, August 8, 2008

If You Said...

Get your hubby a new iPhone for your anniversary, then, *ding, ding, ding*, you're a winner!

If you said get him his own iPhone, then, *awwwww*, you're not.

And if you said "F%*k his brains out, and photograph it with the new phone!" *cough eye in de sky cough*, well, congratulations! You win a consolation prize for being at least half right. He did seem a bit witless the next morning.


Yes, my hubby decided that he did not want a gift for our anniversary--besides the bow chicka bow wow--and instead began referring to my iPhone as "the family iPhone." And since my son has little patience for objects being used for their intended purposes, and our cat's texting skills are quite laughable, that pretty much narrows "the family" down to Ron and me.

This hasn't posed a problem yet, seeing as how my iPhone is still en route to the store where we purchased it. I was supposed to have it by today at the latest, but I'm not holding my breath for a miracle. Besides, isn't 08-08-08 some sort of mark of the beast or something?

No? Hmmm. Coulda sworn...

Anywho, I'm sure I'll have it soon, and I can avail you of all the cool features and such. Plus, I hear it's great for cleavage shots. I may have to overcome my inherent shyness and try it out. All in the name of research, of course.

In other news, in light of the fact that my husband will likely have to spend a considerable amount of time in Israel very shortly, he has lifted the moratorium he placed ages ago on home decorating in the Gray house (I can go a little nuts; let's just leave it at that) hence why I have not been around much lately.

Not that I don't love you all, but if you don't come with glossy pages depicting elegantly adorned rooms, preferably of the Old World European/Tuscan-inspired variety, you are dead to me.

Well, that's a little harsh. Maybe just in a persistent vegetative state.

Mmm...broccoli. Yummmm! When's lunch?

Until then, I have wallpaper to peel. Whee!!


rjlight said...

8 is a lucky number to the Chinese and...I guess to your husband too -- or was that 7?

holly said...

wallpaper peeling. that's *always* what people say they are doing instead of calling me.

broccoli said...

oh me too. people would rather peel wallpaper instead of calling me.

yajeev said...

is it too personal a question to ask what your husband is doing in israel?

M@ said...

So when are you posting the photos?

Janie said...

Me, too...what's in Israel? My husband loved it over there.

Avery Gray said...

rjlight--actually, it was the 4th, but he's lucky every day. ;o)

Holly--I always say I'm washing my hair. I wash my hair a lot.

broc--want some cheese with that whine?

Yajeev and Janie--he's going over for work. At least, it's a possibility that he could go. After last night, we're not sure. And here I was all set to stock up on Kevlar.

M@--when I get around to taking them. ;o)