Quick informal poll...
A gregarious five-year-old asks you, quite politely, if you would like to shake his hand. You resond:
A) by saying, "Sure! Put 'er there, pal!"
B) apologetically. "No thanks. I have a phobia."
C) by ignoring him.
D) by exclaiming, "God no! You're covered in germs! You should know better than to ask that," and making the five-year-old cry.
If your response was "A", you're my kind of people.
If you responded with "B", I understand, and I don't harbor any ill will toward you or your hippie parents (except for the usual).
If you answered "C", you are beneath my contempt.
If, however, you responded with "D" and are this guy...
...you're a store brand value pack douche. On clearance.
(P.S. Next time, don't piss off a mom with a phone and a blog.)
Speaking of hell...
Hubby's on vacation through the weekend. I'll post more when he's not hovering.
13 comments:
Seriously? Ok, you've got to explain how THAT went down.
That's not store brand - that is sheer homemade in a crack house brand douchebag.
That's unbelievable!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
I don't understand. That guy in that REALLY crapois car insulted your son? Harrumph!
Good day, sir!
Obviously a psycho. How dare he dis that adorable little boy.
I hope he gets the flesh eating disease.
I cant with douche bags.
What an assclown!
You think its hippies that have germ phobias? I don't think you know what a hippie is.
Hey, hippies love germs! But that guy, the next time he tries to talk to someone, they will say "Eeew! Yuck! You stink!"
well u cant just leave it there..u need to spill the deails..seroiusly!
The douche bag drives a big turd too. Oy.
What a jerk! There must be more to this story...juicy details please.
I am going to look up his license plate...hummmmm, lets find where he lives, shall we?
So, spill it, sistah? What happened to cause you to be able to take a picture? Was the big E chasing traffic??
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