And you can be Shirley.
Frank: Hey, sexy!
Shirley: Oh, you're finally getting around to acknowledging my presence?
Frank: Aw, come on, baby, don't be like that. You know I love you.
Shirley: Well, you certainly have a funny way of showing it. How long has it been? Two? Three weeks?
Frank: Yeah, but, you know, I had...stuff to do.
Shirley: Mmm hmm.
Frank: I had to, like, buy a toaster. And a vacuum. And a water filter for my fridge. Those things don't just replace themselves, you know.
Shirley: And that took you three weeks?
Frank: No. But...but my ear hurt, too. It still does. I have to put drops in it and everything.
Shirley: And that affects your ability to type?
Frank: Yes! Have you tried typing with your head at a 90 degree angle? It's not easy. I should know. Plus, school started back up, and I have a ton of work to do. So, it's not like I've just been sitting around, doing nothing--
Shirley: You've been making furniture for your Sims again, haven't you?
Frank: What? No. What?
Shirley: Tell me the truth.
Frank: Well, okay, maybe...
(I'm a featured creator, baby! Don't hate the playa, hate the game.)
6 comments:
You're THE Sweetswami77? Why didn't you say so earlier?!?!
Glad to see you, Frank.
Mike--yes. Yes, I am. Feel free to bask if you like.
Momo--Shirley! It's been too long. How are you?!
I could never hate the game. I do hate my computer for not being able to handle the game and everything else I need it to handle. Grrr...
I bet your simulated kitchen is a lot cleaner than mine....
You have an iPhone. Typing at a 90 degree angle is not a valid excuse...unless the boy was playing with the light saber.
Remember: There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Post a Comment